Well, that little schoolgirl doesn't really look like a gypsy or thief.  So I guess that would make her...

This guy tries to sell me a watch, then tried a bait-and switch 'cos he didn't have any watches.  What the hell am I gonna do with a blow-up saxophone? (all answers will be treated in confidence)

And finally: our Mighty Leader!  Brava, Katie!

"Excuse me, Miss" I said "But I couldn't help noticing what a very pretty chest you have there.  May I take a photograph of it?  I am with Rolling Stone".  Now, I have to tell you that I can't often make this line work.  But tonight...

Had any of us been locked up tonight, this is the officer we woulda wanted to do it, right?

Some are born cool, some achieve coolness and some have it thrust upon them.  I think Lion was born with it, don't you?

I don't know who any of these people are.  I was just strolling past this bar when out they came.

Then I saw this pirate who offered me thirty lashes before the mainmast but she wouldn't take Visa.  Dang!